SONS OF THNDR
THE MILKSTAINS
LOW ON SANITY
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
Award Season...
Complete list of winners at the 1st Annual OWR Snuff Film Awards:
Actor: Johnny Cardshark, “Bullet Face”
Actress: Chetty Gaper, "Nail in Her Hymen"
Supporting actor: Suck-My-Dick-God, "Beginners"
Supporting actress: Horny Flower, “Rape My Cerebral Palsy”
Best Cast: "We Died with a Cock in Our Mouths and a Chain Saw to Our Gut"
Original Screen Play: "Die You Dirty Whore and Die You Dirty Whore Again”
Best Foreign Film: “Cut to Pieces after a Long Strange Fuck”
Best Short Film: “From Cowgirl, to Dead Girl”
Best Director: Hammer Head
Best Animation: Disney Slices Pixar
Best Original Music Score: Randy Newman
Best Documentary: "Fascist Death Girls of Barton Heights - Part 2"
Lifetime Achievement Award: Dark Marshall
Best Film: “Little Bitch Toy Rotted Underneath the Manchester Bridge”
MIKE SCOTT.
Show Picks for the early week 1/30-2/1...
* Volture performs at Strange Matter on Wednesday, February 1st
Monday, 1/30 The Southern Belles (pictured left) @ The Camel 8pm. Free.
- Why can’t I finally come to grips with the fact I’m fed up with this country, a country where I can’t get any pussy mind you, and that I need to get the fuck out of here...
Monday, 1/30 Names Divine (pictured just above), Caves Caverns, Haldol, Mutwawa, Dark Sea Dream, Twilight Memories of the Three Suns, Positivland, Contortionist Jazz Exotica, Close Your Eyes I'm Changing @ Strange Matter 9pm.
- A dollar tells the story of exchange rates in Zeus and East Tip-A-Canoe...So the Flat Duo Jets outpaced Carlos to Burlington Coat Factory last Easter...We all sat back and enjoyed our wine from River City Cellars...Is that a goose?...
Tuesday, 1/31 Singer/Songwriter Showcase - featured performers: Chelsea Temple (pictured just above), Jack Tierney, Ben Eberline, Miriam Martin and Brian Riley, Chad Murla, John Conley, Paul Willson @ The Camel 8:30pm.
- What ever happened to live music shows at Gallery 5?...
Tuesday, 1/31 Ocean vs. Daughter (pictured just below/poster just above) @ Balliceaux 9:30pm. 21+
- When I faced off with my daughter, I came on her face...
Wednesday, 2/1 Anvil, Volture (pictured atop), Dragonship (poster right) @ Strange Matter 9pm.
- The Children of the Corn had serious issues with Piggy from Lord of the Flies...
Wednesday, 2/1 Mayfair (pictured left), Squid the Whale, Whisper to Baxwell, The Compsure, First Class Liar @ The Camel 9pm.
- Welcome home wheelchair bitch...
What a February in the Devil's Triangle!...
Notes:
* VCU has won 7 in a row! The next game is Wednesday at Bill & Meredith in Williamsburg, Virginia at 7pm.
* Haven't heard from Chinonyeelu Uchechi Amobi aka Diamond Black Hearted Boy in awhile. Maybe if I post a beautiful piece of his art work, I can channel him to perform again soon...
* R.I.P Robert Hegyes aka Juan Epstein (1952-2012)
* Friendly reminder - Currently I am working on the 'OTHER RICHMOND BANDS/SINGERS/DJs/MCs YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE...(Some might now be defunct) list. That's why its down. Blogger isn't letting me add/delete or move bands from this list. I think its because its to long. I don't know shit about computers folks. But, I also need to clean the list up. I am going to try to weed out all the defunct bands/musicians I can. I will then make two new lists. An A-M, then a N-Z. It took me 2.5 years to accumulate that list, so give me a couple of weeks to get it back up all fresh and clean.
If you are not on it, and should be, let me know via the e-mail in upper right corner or via Facecrook at Nagrom Morgan.
* Holy smokes, the Dirty Three are back!...
Monday, 1/30 The Southern Belles (pictured left) @ The Camel 8pm. Free.
- Why can’t I finally come to grips with the fact I’m fed up with this country, a country where I can’t get any pussy mind you, and that I need to get the fuck out of here...
Monday, 1/30 Names Divine (pictured just above), Caves Caverns, Haldol, Mutwawa, Dark Sea Dream, Twilight Memories of the Three Suns, Positivland, Contortionist Jazz Exotica, Close Your Eyes I'm Changing @ Strange Matter 9pm.
- A dollar tells the story of exchange rates in Zeus and East Tip-A-Canoe...So the Flat Duo Jets outpaced Carlos to Burlington Coat Factory last Easter...We all sat back and enjoyed our wine from River City Cellars...Is that a goose?...
Tuesday, 1/31 Singer/Songwriter Showcase - featured performers: Chelsea Temple (pictured just above), Jack Tierney, Ben Eberline, Miriam Martin and Brian Riley, Chad Murla, John Conley, Paul Willson @ The Camel 8:30pm.
- What ever happened to live music shows at Gallery 5?...
Tuesday, 1/31 Ocean vs. Daughter (pictured just below/poster just above) @ Balliceaux 9:30pm. 21+
- When I faced off with my daughter, I came on her face...
Wednesday, 2/1 Anvil, Volture (pictured atop), Dragonship (poster right) @ Strange Matter 9pm.
- The Children of the Corn had serious issues with Piggy from Lord of the Flies...
Wednesday, 2/1 Mayfair (pictured left), Squid the Whale, Whisper to Baxwell, The Compsure, First Class Liar @ The Camel 9pm.
- Welcome home wheelchair bitch...
What a February in the Devil's Triangle!...
Notes:
* VCU has won 7 in a row! The next game is Wednesday at Bill & Meredith in Williamsburg, Virginia at 7pm.
* Haven't heard from Chinonyeelu Uchechi Amobi aka Diamond Black Hearted Boy in awhile. Maybe if I post a beautiful piece of his art work, I can channel him to perform again soon...
* R.I.P Robert Hegyes aka Juan Epstein (1952-2012)
* Friendly reminder - Currently I am working on the 'OTHER RICHMOND BANDS/SINGERS/DJs/MCs YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE...(Some might now be defunct) list. That's why its down. Blogger isn't letting me add/delete or move bands from this list. I think its because its to long. I don't know shit about computers folks. But, I also need to clean the list up. I am going to try to weed out all the defunct bands/musicians I can. I will then make two new lists. An A-M, then a N-Z. It took me 2.5 years to accumulate that list, so give me a couple of weeks to get it back up all fresh and clean.
If you are not on it, and should be, let me know via the e-mail in upper right corner or via Facecrook at Nagrom Morgan.
* Holy smokes, the Dirty Three are back!...
Sunday, January 29, 2012
If you can, go urinate on the following...
And, the uneducated anal retentive inbreds/Catholic pedophiles/deranged folks who are behind this...
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Wino.
This sounds very interesting.
Dylan Languell, Richmond's man behind the man behind the man in regard to everything sound is turning wine glasses into a concert. I highly recommend this adventure for the ear.
Words by Dylan...
I’ve been saving wine glasses as to orchestrate a recording of 200+ wine glasses with all my and our friends. The principles of the recording have to do with circular motion, water, and universality based around the instrument's dynamic ease that allows anyone the ability to play. Following the recording and kegs I’m sending off for nickel plates to make molds of the negative recording and pour “the sculpture” of a plaster Lp, again based around circle motion, water, and universality. The signal contrast goes from full spectrum harmony in an experience, group recording and drinking, to the ritual of playing an Lp which will after few plays devour itself as the needle scrapes away the grooves causing white noise and eventual cutting through the record itself. Free sound beer and time to do something all together. Unfortunately I can only invite 150 ppl hope you are one of them.
For info, time, and address please click HERE
And then there's this...
BRIAN NOVATNY, picture fishing & DAYDREAMING ANIMALS
Saturday January 28th, 6-8pm
ada gallery, 228 West Broad St. Richmond, VA.
"Novatny excels at small chiseled ink drawings of everyday people and scenes that operate somewhat nastily in the vicinity of portraiture, "B" movies, political cartoons and news photos. Rendered in ink with a miniscule brush, his subjects feel like details from a larger narrative"
- Roberta Smith, New York Times
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DAYDREAMING ANIMALS - features work by:
JAD FAIR, LORI D, ROB LEE, JAKOB BOESKOV, CASEY FARNUM, ABLE BROWN, NATHANIEL RUSSELL, CHRIS KERR, NEIL FARBER, MICHAEL DUMONTIER, CRICKET RASPET, BRUNO MEYRICK-JONES, NICHOLAS KUSZYK, POROUS WALKER, HEIDI TULLMANN
Refreshments Provided...Stop By!
Thursday, January 26, 2012
What ever happened to Talia Shire?
Show Picks for the weekend 1/26-1/29...
Thursday, 1/26 DJ set by Reuben Wu (Of Ladytron)(pictured left), along with DJ’s Ghost, M.A.S.S FX, Reinhold (pictured just below), Phenom @ The Hat Factory
- You know you haven’t gotten laid in 6 years when the manikins at Macy’s in Short Plump look sexy...
Thursday, 1/26 Marshall Crenshaw (pictured left) @ Ashland Coffee & Tea 7:30pm.
- Someday someway I’ll lick my own asshole...
Thursday, 1/26 Oh the Irony, Of Want and Misery, Under City Skylines, Beyond The Victory of Oceans, Abandoning Arborland (pictured right) @ Canal Club 6pm. All ages.
- The irony is that Honduras is crumbling...
Thursday, 1/26 Twangtown Thursday featuring The Don't Tell Darlings (pictured just above) @ Balliceaux 10pm. Free. 21+
- I hate uneducated Catholics...
Thursday, 1/26 Graham Dezarn (pictured right) and Ed Brogan (of the Hot Seats) playing Fiddle and Guitar Duets @ Weezie’s Kitchen 9pm.
- Richmond was rated the best city in America, no wait, it was rated the worst, no wait, it’s been rated the 4th best, then, oh my God, it has been rated the 15th best city to get a haircut in America...Stop! Just Stop!...
Thursday, 1/26 Abigail Williams (pictured just above), The Browning @ Kingdom 6pm. All ages.
- Eat my pussy says Abigail...
Thursday, 1/26 Palindrone, Peace Beast, Sonic Nectar (pictured left), Boney Loner & the Sacred Teachers, visual projections by Cosmic Hum (poster just above) @ Strange Matter 10pm.
- The long strange trip of Jerry Garcia’s masseuse...
Friday, 1/27 Steez Promo presents DJ’s Crizzly,Vaski, Mike Phear (pictured just above from PureLife), Kimsey @ Kingdom 9pm.
- Neil Hamburger used copper to chase the snakes away...
Friday, 1/27 Peoples Blues of Richmond (PBR), Think Effect, Prison Book Club (pictured left by Ashley Hoffman) @ The Camel 9pm.
- Get down on racism and get a free kids meal...
Friday, 1/27 Gandhi’s Gunmen (pictured right), HTH (KISS Tribute Band) @ Mulligan’s Southside (11146 Hull St. - Midlothian aka Hell) 9:30pm.
- This has a big fat red neck all over it...
Friday, 1/27 EQ presents The Mantras, The Polychrons (poster just above) @ Canal Club 10pm. 18+
- Spin me a pornography addiction and I’ll show you a cold and hungry baboon...
Friday, 1/27 Human Waste (pictured left), Gash, Street Pizza @ House Show (info at rvashows.proboards.com) 7pm.
- Common fucks cease to exist inside a mule driver’s bureau...
Friday, 1/27 Austin Lucas, Josh Small, Julie Karr (pictured right) (acoustic show) @ House of Abraham (info at rvashows.proboards.com) 8pm
- Can I fart inside a vegetarian's ear?...
Friday, 1/27 Balaclava, Bubonic Bear (pictured just above), APE!, Fuckface, Tate House (poster left) @ Wonderland 9:30pm.
- Lets all listen to rap music and eat tuna...
Friday, 1/27 Ben Nelson, Ben Shepherd (pictured just above), Ben Shirley @ Carytown Bistro (Auburn & Cary St.) 7:30pm. Free.
- The FBI said that feces is an acccepted form of Ram Bucks...Damn! this sure is a lot of Ben's...
Saturday, 1/28 Robert Earl Keen (pictured left), The Deep Dark Woods @ The National 8pm.
- The girl at 821 today was so fucking hot...of course she was, she dates a low budget musician...
Saturday, 1/28 Photosynthesizers Presents: Black Science Sessions featuring Photosynthesizers, Antero, DJ Ruff Handz (poster just above) @ The Camel 9pm. 18+
- Pink tacos on the Boulevard...
Saturday, 1/28 Gypsy Healers (pictured atop), Secret Agent T (poster left) @ McCormack’s Irish Pub 10pm.
- I have to get up early tomorrow, so I can pee in my pants...
Saturday, 1/28 Hessian, Day of the Beast, Earthling (pictured right), Humungus @ Strange Matter 9pm.
- Does anyone read these sophomoric comments?...
Saturday, 1/28 Pentimento, Maker, Light Years, Turnover, This is Your Life (pictured left by Kyle Van Pelt) @ House of Abraham (info at rvashows.proboards.com) 7pm.
- Obama is a vast admirer of...
Saturday, 1/28 Music Showcase II: The Winter Solstice featuring Whisper to Baxwell, Ameera, Hero The Artist, King, ELIM (post just above) @ Kingdom 6pm-9:30pm. All ages. (early)
- All Henricofielders must die at once...
Saturday, 1/28 Richmond Musicians Artist Showcase After-Party featuring DJ’s Aylen, Nint3ndo (pictured just above from Nightlife Promo), Skywalk3r, Rent, Yen, DJ Dokniss, DJ Paulo @ Kingdom 10pm. 18+ (late)
- The bass is up to high...what!?...the bass is up to high...Oh thanks, I do enjoy masturbating in the rain...huh!?...I thought you said your father was a Navy Seal who danced with unicorns...
Sunday, 1/29 Liza Bance (CD Release)(pictured left) @ Capital Ale House Downtown Music Hall 8pm.
- Downtown is where the magic begins...
Sunday, 1/29 Ear Theory, The Absent Center (pictured just above), Matt Kiefer @ The Camel 8pm.
- Just another Angry Samoan’s album found inside a super can...
Sunday, 1/29 Suppression (pictured just above by Bernie McGrew), La Mere Vipere, Feast of the Epiphany, al-Kafir @ Strange Matter 10pm.
- This sure is a long Show Picks post, why don’t you take a break and eat some nails...might make you more comfortable...thanks for the advice neighbor’s cat...
Sunday, 1/29 Life is a Cabaret: Kathy Halenda, Class & Brass: The Music of Judy Garland & Bette Midler @ Center Stage (Rhythm Hall) 3pm.
- I'm actually working this...
Sunday, 1/29 Gritter (pictured right), Pistol Whip Nikki @ Bandito’s 10pm.
- I pistol whipped the gritter off my jeep two Tuesdays ago...
And they say Hip-Hop is dead...ha ha...my ass!...
And they say Hip-Hop is dead...ha ha...my ass!...part 2...
Strut...
The Handshake Code...
Ceee Veee Illll...
Friday, 1/27 WTJU presents Han Bennink @ Brooks Hall (UVA Grounds – info at 434-249-6191) 8pm.
Note:
Hey people,
Starting this weekend I am going to take down the 'OTHER RICHMOND BANDS/SINGERS/DJs/MCs YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE...(Some might now be defunct) list. Blogger isn't letting me add/delete or move bands from this list. I think its because its to long. I don't know shit about computers folks. But, I also need to clean the list up. I am going to try to weed out all the defunct bands/musicians I can. I will then make two new lists. An A-M, then a N-Z. It took me 2.5 years to accumulate that list, so give me a couple of weeks to get it back up all fresh and clean.
If you are not on it, and should be, let me know via the e-mail in upper right corner or via Facecrook at Nagrom Morgan.
Thanks,
- Me
p.s. VCU won another game last night!
Thursday, 1/26 DJ set by Reuben Wu (Of Ladytron)(pictured left), along with DJ’s Ghost, M.A.S.S FX, Reinhold (pictured just below), Phenom @ The Hat Factory
- You know you haven’t gotten laid in 6 years when the manikins at Macy’s in Short Plump look sexy...
Thursday, 1/26 Marshall Crenshaw (pictured left) @ Ashland Coffee & Tea 7:30pm.
- Someday someway I’ll lick my own asshole...
- The irony is that Honduras is crumbling...
Thursday, 1/26 Twangtown Thursday featuring The Don't Tell Darlings (pictured just above) @ Balliceaux 10pm. Free. 21+
- I hate uneducated Catholics...
Thursday, 1/26 Graham Dezarn (pictured right) and Ed Brogan (of the Hot Seats) playing Fiddle and Guitar Duets @ Weezie’s Kitchen 9pm.
- Richmond was rated the best city in America, no wait, it was rated the worst, no wait, it’s been rated the 4th best, then, oh my God, it has been rated the 15th best city to get a haircut in America...Stop! Just Stop!...
Thursday, 1/26 Abigail Williams (pictured just above), The Browning @ Kingdom 6pm. All ages.
- Eat my pussy says Abigail...
- The long strange trip of Jerry Garcia’s masseuse...
Friday, 1/27 Steez Promo presents DJ’s Crizzly,Vaski, Mike Phear (pictured just above from PureLife), Kimsey @ Kingdom 9pm.
- Neil Hamburger used copper to chase the snakes away...
Friday, 1/27 Peoples Blues of Richmond (PBR), Think Effect, Prison Book Club (pictured left by Ashley Hoffman) @ The Camel 9pm.
- Get down on racism and get a free kids meal...
Friday, 1/27 Gandhi’s Gunmen (pictured right), HTH (KISS Tribute Band) @ Mulligan’s Southside (11146 Hull St. - Midlothian aka Hell) 9:30pm.
- This has a big fat red neck all over it...
Friday, 1/27 EQ presents The Mantras, The Polychrons (poster just above) @ Canal Club 10pm. 18+
- Spin me a pornography addiction and I’ll show you a cold and hungry baboon...
Friday, 1/27 Human Waste (pictured left), Gash, Street Pizza @ House Show (info at rvashows.proboards.com) 7pm.
- Common fucks cease to exist inside a mule driver’s bureau...
Friday, 1/27 Austin Lucas, Josh Small, Julie Karr (pictured right) (acoustic show) @ House of Abraham (info at rvashows.proboards.com) 8pm
- Can I fart inside a vegetarian's ear?...
Friday, 1/27 Balaclava, Bubonic Bear (pictured just above), APE!, Fuckface, Tate House (poster left) @ Wonderland 9:30pm.
- Lets all listen to rap music and eat tuna...
Friday, 1/27 Ben Nelson, Ben Shepherd (pictured just above), Ben Shirley @ Carytown Bistro (Auburn & Cary St.) 7:30pm. Free.
- The FBI said that feces is an acccepted form of Ram Bucks...Damn! this sure is a lot of Ben's...
- The girl at 821 today was so fucking hot...of course she was, she dates a low budget musician...
Saturday, 1/28 Photosynthesizers Presents: Black Science Sessions featuring Photosynthesizers, Antero, DJ Ruff Handz (poster just above) @ The Camel 9pm. 18+
- Pink tacos on the Boulevard...
Saturday, 1/28 Gypsy Healers (pictured atop), Secret Agent T (poster left) @ McCormack’s Irish Pub 10pm.
- I have to get up early tomorrow, so I can pee in my pants...
Saturday, 1/28 Hessian, Day of the Beast, Earthling (pictured right), Humungus @ Strange Matter 9pm.
- Does anyone read these sophomoric comments?...
Saturday, 1/28 Pentimento, Maker, Light Years, Turnover, This is Your Life (pictured left by Kyle Van Pelt) @ House of Abraham (info at rvashows.proboards.com) 7pm.
- Obama is a vast admirer of...
Saturday, 1/28 Music Showcase II: The Winter Solstice featuring Whisper to Baxwell, Ameera, Hero The Artist, King, ELIM (post just above) @ Kingdom 6pm-9:30pm. All ages. (early)
- All Henricofielders must die at once...
Saturday, 1/28 Richmond Musicians Artist Showcase After-Party featuring DJ’s Aylen, Nint3ndo (pictured just above from Nightlife Promo), Skywalk3r, Rent, Yen, DJ Dokniss, DJ Paulo @ Kingdom 10pm. 18+ (late)
- The bass is up to high...what!?...the bass is up to high...Oh thanks, I do enjoy masturbating in the rain...huh!?...I thought you said your father was a Navy Seal who danced with unicorns...
Sunday, 1/29 Liza Bance (CD Release)(pictured left) @ Capital Ale House Downtown Music Hall 8pm.
- Downtown is where the magic begins...
Sunday, 1/29 Ear Theory, The Absent Center (pictured just above), Matt Kiefer @ The Camel 8pm.
- Just another Angry Samoan’s album found inside a super can...
Sunday, 1/29 Suppression (pictured just above by Bernie McGrew), La Mere Vipere, Feast of the Epiphany, al-Kafir @ Strange Matter 10pm.
- This sure is a long Show Picks post, why don’t you take a break and eat some nails...might make you more comfortable...thanks for the advice neighbor’s cat...
Sunday, 1/29 Life is a Cabaret: Kathy Halenda, Class & Brass: The Music of Judy Garland & Bette Midler @ Center Stage (Rhythm Hall) 3pm.
- I'm actually working this...
Sunday, 1/29 Gritter (pictured right), Pistol Whip Nikki @ Bandito’s 10pm.
- I pistol whipped the gritter off my jeep two Tuesdays ago...
And they say Hip-Hop is dead...ha ha...my ass!...
And they say Hip-Hop is dead...ha ha...my ass!...part 2...
Strut...
The Handshake Code...
Ceee Veee Illll...
Friday, 1/27 WTJU presents Han Bennink @ Brooks Hall (UVA Grounds – info at 434-249-6191) 8pm.
Note:
Hey people,
Starting this weekend I am going to take down the 'OTHER RICHMOND BANDS/SINGERS/DJs/MCs YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE...(Some might now be defunct) list. Blogger isn't letting me add/delete or move bands from this list. I think its because its to long. I don't know shit about computers folks. But, I also need to clean the list up. I am going to try to weed out all the defunct bands/musicians I can. I will then make two new lists. An A-M, then a N-Z. It took me 2.5 years to accumulate that list, so give me a couple of weeks to get it back up all fresh and clean.
If you are not on it, and should be, let me know via the e-mail in upper right corner or via Facecrook at Nagrom Morgan.
Thanks,
- Me
p.s. VCU won another game last night!
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