Fruit Bat and the usurping of Long Legs Johnson on Pine St.

Show Picks for the early week 1/23-1/25...

Monday, 1/23 Future Islands (pictured right), Canary Oh Canary, Ed Schrader's Music Beat @ The Camel 8pm.
- Ashton Square Apartments...

Monday, 1/23 Waxahatchee (of PS Eliot), Close Talker, Family Cat, Just Friends, (Springtime might be off bill) (poster just above) @ House of Abraham (info at rvashows.proboards.com) 7pm.
- Girl fucks disabled guy on Mayo Bridge - Lights, Camera, Artificial Incrimination!...

Monday, 1/23 Curtis Eller (pictured left) @ House Concert (info HERE) 7pm.
- Time to kill time with a banjo...

Monday, 1/23 Lazy Magnet, Noise Nomads, Mutwawa, Flesh Control (pictured just above by Tony Lynch), Twilight Memories of the Three Suns @ Strange Matter 10pm.
- So you want to hear about noizzze...its all about fucking your girlfriend doggy style with her head pushed deep into a soft pillow as she cums all over the place...Ob anomaliyakh vol't-ampernoi kharakteristiki tunnel'nykh kontaktov...

Tuesday, 1/24 VCU Symphony Orchestra with Ensemble Appassionata - The VCU Symphony Orchestra will be performing alongside with Montreal-based chamber orchestra Ensemble Appassionata (pictured left) who is presenting their first American performances at VCU.

@ VCU Singleton Center for the Performing Arts 8pm. Free w/ student I.D. All ages.
- Ren and Stimpy were passed over by two black comedians, and three white plumbers, not to mention a Hispanic doctor who was obsessed with feet...

Tuesday, 1/24 Jazz Night at the Camel featuring Brian Jones Double Quartet (Jones pictured right) @ The Camel 8pm.
- Division is nasty business when coerced to sit side by side with multiplication...

Tuesday, 1/24 DJ Williams Projekt (pictured just above) @ Cafe Diem 9:30pm.
- If a vegetarian eats a cow, does that mean Martians have to dance at the Jefferson next week?...

Wednesday, 1/25 Chris Merrit & The Dirty Girls (Merritt pictured right), David Meade, Harper Brynn, Chris McFarland, Tabb Justis @ The Camel 8pm.
- An emu climbed the ladder of success only to see every American's rights taking away because they all didn't bite from the same cookie...

Wednesday, 1/25 Falling in Reverse (pictured left), Oh Sleeper, Skip the Foreplay @ Kingdom 6pm. All ages.
- How stupid can we get...ariva derchi...

Wednesday, 1/25 The Student Hip-Hop Organization of VCU & CMLK presents Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire (pictured atop), Ohbliv, Isaiah & Hovey, Michael Millions (poster just above) @ Strange Matter 9pm.
- The left side of your brain just got off at Marcy...

* Upside down riot of wankers...

R.I.P Etta James (1938-2012)(pictured just below), Sarah Burke (1982 – 2012), Johnny Otis (1921-2012)

Notes:

VCU plays Hofstra tonight as they go for their 5th straight win...Go Rams!

pic from RTD